In the march up the heights of fame there comes a spot close to the summit in which man reads nothing but detective stories. – Heywood Hale Broun Category: Fame
I dont think theres anybody in America who thinks my personality is best suited to being Number Two. – Chris Christie Category: best
Id rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. – George Burns Category: Failure
There can be no greater error than to expect, or calculate, upon real favors from nation to nation. It is an illusion which experience must cure, which a just pride ought to discard. – George Washington Category: Experience
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin Category: funny