I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. – Eric Morecambe Category: Soccer
The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, a little by the head of Maradona. – Diego Maradona, 1986 Category: Soccer
Concerning football playing, I protest to you it may rather be called a friendly kind of fighting, rather than recreation. – Author Unknown Category: Soccer
Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys. – Oscar Wilde Category: Soccer
Marriage, at this point in my life? Im not interested in it. Yet. Maybe later when Im 35 or 40. – Amanda Seyfried Category: Marriage
A word to the wise aint necessary – its the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby Category: funny
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David Category: Future
