The funny thing about firemen is, night and day, they are always firemen. – Gregory Widen, Backdraft Category: Firefighter Thanks
You might be a firefighter if your kids are afraid to get into water fights with you. – Author Unknown Category: Firefighter Thanks
Television: A medium – so called because it is neither rare nor well done. – Ernie Kovacs Category: Television
We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. – Sir Eric Geddes Category: Winning, Winners
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. – Dudley Moore Category: Drive Safely
