Our experience is composed rather of illusions that of wisdom acquired. – Joseph Roux
We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence. – Joseph Roux
Experience comprises illusions lost, rather than wisdom gained. – Joseph Roux
Science is for those who learn, poetry is for those who know. – Joseph Roux
To prevent beer from being turned by thunder.— Having ascertained that it is perfectly good, draw off entirely in pint pots; then having collected an equal number of railway navigators, distribute accordingly. This will answer in the hottest summer. – “Advice Gratis,” The World of Wit and Humour edited by George Manville Fenn, 187