Sometimes the littlest inquiries produce the biggest results. – Terri Guillemets Category: Perspective
All religions issue bibles against him, and say most injurious things about him, but we never hear his side. – Mark Twain, about the Devil Category: Perspective
I know what I have given you. I do not know what you have received. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Category: Perspective
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. – Abe Lemons Category: Perspective
I would rather have men ask why I have no statue than why I have one. – Marcus Porcius Cato Category: Miscellaneous
Very often, I dont make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises. – David Ogden Stiers Category: funny