A kind soul knows impoliteness is just preoccupied with distraction. – Mike Dolan, @HawaiianLife Category: Perspective
I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright Category: Perspective
The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles? – John Adams, letter to Thomas Jefferson, 1815 June 20th Category: Religion
Whats the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadnt. – Steven Patrick Morrissey Category: Morning
I think theres a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask! – Jessica Simpson Category: Courage
