Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. – John M. Wagner (“Maxine”)

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Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. – Pope John XXIII

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I think the biggest disease the world suffers from in this day and age is the disease of people feeling unloved. I know that I can give love for a minute, for half an hour, for a day, for a month, but I can give. I am very happy to do that, I want to do that. – Princess Diana

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If youth knew if age could. – Sigmund Freud

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