The food you eat can be either the safest and most powerful form of medicine or the slowest form of poison. – Ann Wigmore Category: Eating
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes Category: Humorous
Official dignity tends to increase in inverse ratio to the importance of the country in which the office is held. – Aldous Huxley Category: Bureaucracy
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. – Chris Rock Category: History
Romance is dead — it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. – Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons Category: Love
