The sluggard does not plow after the season, so he begs during the harvest and has nothing. Proverbs 20:4 – Bible Category: Laziness
We have produced a world of contented bodies and discontented minds. – Adam Clayton Powell, Keep the Faith, Baby!, 1967 Category: Laziness
Idleness is a constant sin, and labor is a duty. Idleness is the devils home for temptation and for unprofitable, distracting musings; while labor profit others and ourselves. – Anne Baxter Category: Laziness
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. – Jules Renard Category: Laziness
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield Category: car
Women, by their nature, are not exceptional chess players: they are not great fighters. – Garry Kasparov Category: Nature
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips Category: smile