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My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when Im working, g

My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when Im working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I dont smoke is when Im home. I didnt even realize Id become a smoker. – Dennis Franz

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For lack of a better term, theyve labeled me a sex symbol. Its flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. – Dennis Franz

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I was so emotional. Choked up. I could hardly talk all day. Ill be cleaning out my trailer and saying goodbye soon, realizing what a wonderful experience this has been. – Dennis Franz

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On Sundays when I speak, I hopefully give somebody something that they can use the next day at work or at home. – Joel Osteen

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A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all. – Julianna Margulies

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I listen to the phone-ins on the way home and I know how the fans feel. – Steven Gerrard

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