And the sad truth is that nobody wants me to write comedy. The Exorcist not only ended that career, it expunged all memory of its existence. – William Peter Blatty
I do not take steroids. I never have. Its sad to me that people want to point fingers. I dont do that. Thats not me. I wouldnt feel like a human being. – Jackie Joyner-Kersee
I like Bewitched off the first album because its one of the happiest songs Ive ever written and, as any writer will tell you, happy songs are a million times more difficult to write than sad songs. – Malcolm Wilson
Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge
I make personal appearances around the country. Im starting a book tour now, and I may be coming to Toronto with the Learning Annex, which Im doing all through the United States, so that may come up just before Christmas. – Burt Ward
