My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. – Bob Hope Category: Prom Night
They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation. – Oliver Goldsmith Category: Prom Night
My own mother always taught me that fairness was a family value – I think equal pay is about fairness for everyone. – Mike Honda Category: Family
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. – Gene Perret Category: Grandparents Day
