Never try to impress a woman, because if you do shell expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. – W. C. Fields Category: Life
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx Category: Life
Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. – Sigmund Freud Category: Time
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. – Oscar Levant Category: Politics
It is amazing how the public steadfastly refuse to attend the third day of a match when so often the last day produces the best and most exciting cricket. – Frank Woolley Category: amazing
