If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright Category: Swimming
If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. – Mark Twain Category: Swimming
We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes. – Author Unknown Category: Swimming
After all, it is the divinity within that makes the divinity without and I have been more fascinated by a woman of talent and intelligence, though deficient in personal charms, than I have been by the most regular beauty. – Washington Irving Category: Beauty