On the average, I dont spend more than 15 minutes in the car – to go to the golf course or the gym. And thats the only time I listen to the radio. – Dweezil Zappa
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman
I accept the Old Testament as more of an action movie: blood, car chases, evacuations, a lot of special effects, seas dividing, mass murder, adultery. The children of God are running amok, wayward. Maybe thats why theyre so relatable. – Bono
