The inventor of the Xerox machine will, I am sure, find a special place reserved for him on one of the inner circles of Dantes Inferno. – Nicholas Goodison
In the US we find the label requirements are crazy. It is almost as if we had to label a bookcase with the warning do not eat this bookcase — it can be harmful to your health. – Bjorn Bayley
From my earliest days I have enjoyed an attractive impediment in my speech. I have never permitted the use of the word stammer. I cant say it myself. – Patrick Campbell
On both The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, Lets date. Everyone knows those arent the same things. – Patti Stanger
