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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturda

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. – Woody Allen (b.1935)

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If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.” – Shelly Roberts

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I have the solution to the “problem” of gays in the military: Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture, or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly, we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons. – Robert Patrick, Los Angeles, California, letter to the editor, The Advocate, 199

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I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated “all my homosexual patients are quite sick” — to which I finally replied “so are all my heterosexual patients.” – Ernest van den Haag (1914–2002)

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The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada. – Lorne Bloch

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