The best way to remember your wifes birthday is to remember it onc

The best way to remember your wifes birthday is to remember it once. – E. Joseph Cossman

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
best
category

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. – David Ogilvy

Category:
best

Toleration is the best religion. – Victor Hugo

Category:
best

The best road to progress is freedoms road. – John F. Kennedy

Category:
best

The time comes upon every public man when it is best for him to keep his lips closed. – Abraham Lincoln

Category:
best

Random Quotes

Other times you can get showy for three minutes, and thats OK with certain films. But that isnt right with an Ang Lee movie, you have to fit right in. You have to understand Ang, respect him and be part of the team and not be in charge of it – he is in charge of it. – Dennis Muren

Category:
respect

Ill be here in my home with three big screens. Ill be watching three games at a time, and when theyre over, Ill look at three more. – Hayden Fry

Category:
Home

You may delay, but time will not. – Benjamin Franklin

Category:
Carpe Diem

Even winter — the hardest season, the most implacable — dreams, as February creeps on, of the flame that will presently melt it away. Everything tires with time, and starts to seek some opposition, to save it from itself. – Clive Barker, The Hellbound Heart, 1986

Category:
February