Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world cant get you off. – Bill Veeck
I like women, but you cant always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dogs name and then I asked, Does he bite? and she said, No. And I said, So how does he eat? Liar! – Demetri Martin
Im sure a bunch of 15-year-old kids would way rather I do Superbad 2 than Moneyball. But I would love to do movies like Superbad and movies like Moneyball. – Jonah Hill
