Show me a man with both feet on the ground and Ill show you a man who cant get his pants on. – Joe E. Lewis Category: Maturity
In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark. – Nicholson Baker Category: Maturity
Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth. – Thomas Alva Edison Category: Maturity
Data is not information, information is not knowledge, knowledge is not understanding, understanding is not wisdom. – Clifford Stoll Category: Education
I never let anyone pluck, including myself, unless my mom approves. She guards my eyebrows. Shes like the eyebrow police! – Isabelle Fuhrman Category: mom
Familiar things happen, and mankind does not bother about them. It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious. – Alfred North Whitehead Category: Analysis, to Analyze
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry Category: relationship