When my mother had to get dinner for 8 shed just make enough for 16 and only serve half. – Gracie Allen Category: mothersday
It is better to be a little mad than commonplace. – Victor Cherbuliez, Samuel Brohl and Partner, 1877, translated from French (trans Category: Sanity
The funny thing is people wont let me pay for things. Ill be in a restaurant and the manager will say, Oh no, its on the house. – Richard Branson Category: funny