Quotes by

Ring Lardner

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. – Ring Lardner

The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didnt think he could do. – Ring Lardner

The family you come from isnt as important as the family youre going to have. – Ring Lardner

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. – Ring Lardner

He gave her a look you could have poured on a waffle. – Ring Lardner