Quotes by

Mo Rocca

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that dont know when to come down. – Mo Rocca

Its interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears. – Mo Rocca

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie Meet Me in St. Louis, office parties and cookies. – Mo Rocca

Yes, I still love South Park, but I also love morning TV now. – Mo Rocca

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you dont think its funny, but youre convinced that other people will think it is, well they wont. – Mo Rocca

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think hes clever, and I think he can be witty. But I dont think hes funny in either the way that Reagan was funny – or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way. – Mo Rocca

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that. – Mo Rocca

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness. – Mo Rocca

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character – teaches people about leadership and cooperation. – Mo Rocca

A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur that the computer mouse is a hotrod that the box is a cave that the rawhide is a torch… or a baton… or something. – Mo Rocca

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. – Mo Rocca