If wishes were fishes wed all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses wed all ride. – Doug Horton
Born a saint, die a sinner — born a sinner, die a saint. – Doug Horton
We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve. – Doug Horton
While seeking revenge, dig two graves — one for yourself. – Doug Horton
To hit bottom is to fall from grace. – Doug Horton
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery — drive fast and join the scenery. – Doug Horton
Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss. – Doug Horton
Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it. – Doug Horton
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys. – Doug Horton
