Todays younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us. – Al Capp
The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else…was to be indifferent to that difference. – Al Capp
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. – Al Capp
Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most. – Al Capp
Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution. – Al Capp
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. – Al Capp