Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

As a matter of fact, have you never noticed that most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness? – Margaret Millar, The Weak-Eyed Bat, 1942

It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood. – Karl Popper, Unended Quest

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. – Author unknown, attributed to Mark Twain