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America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas. – John Burton Brimer

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In America, if you put your mind to it you can have anything you want. You just cant have everything you want. – Bernard Baruch

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No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. – H.L. Mencken

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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I hate American simplicity. I glory in the piling up of complications of every sort. If I could pronounce the name James in any different or more elaborate way I should be in favor of doing it. – Henry James

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