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America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to a

America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas. – John Burton Brimer

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I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp, gaunt names that never get fat. – Stephen Vincent Benet

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It is a noble land that God has given us: a land that can feed and clothe the world; a land whose coastlines would enclose half the countries of Europe; a land set like a sentinel between the two imperial oceans of the globe. – Albert J. Beveridge

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Americans like fat books and thin women. – Russell Baker

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The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. – Dave Beard

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I think that America will not trust a party to defend America that isnt willing to defend itself. – James Carville

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You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Dont ever count on having both at once. – Robert A. Heinlein

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The rules of punctuation seem arbitrary. How can they not, when an apostrophe looks like nothing in this world so much as a comma that can’t keep its feet on the ground? Or when, by simply placing next to that wafting comma its twin, one creates (of all things) a quotation mark? – Richard Lederer and John Shore, Comma Sense: A Fun-damental Guide to Punctuation

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I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. – Dudley Field Malone

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