America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to a

America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas. – John Burton Brimer

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I always tell myself: You can do better than this. The best slogan I can think of to leave with the U.S.A. would be: We can do and we’ve got to do better than this. – Theodor Seuss Geisel (1904–1991)

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One characteristic of Americans is that they have no tolerance at all of anybody putting up with anything. We believe that whatever is going wrong ought to be fixed. – Margaret Mead

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America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. – Hunter S. Thompson

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What the people want is very simple. They want an America as good as its promise. – Barbara Jordan

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