The flat tax would be so simple, you could fill it out on a post card. A post card that would say, in effect, having a wonderful time; glad most of my money is here. – Steve Forbes
This is a question too difficult for a mathematician. It should be asked of a philosopher. – Albert Einstein, about filling out his income tax form, 1944
A lot of women dont know how to love because theres deep reasons for them not knowing how to love. And what I mean by deep reasons is deep and dark reasons. – Lil Wayne