Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards. – Lewis Carroll
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. – Lewis Carroll

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards. – Lewis Carroll
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. – Lewis Carroll
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday –but never jam today. – Lewis Carroll
If everybody minded their own business, the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, the world would go round a deal faster than it does. – Lewis Carroll